Lov3 paradis3

Love Paradise lyrics Artist - Kelly Chen Album - Stylish Lyrics - Love Paradise You're always on my mind; All day just all the time; You're everything to me; Brightest star to let me see; You touch me in my dreams; We kiss in every scene; I pray to be with you through rain and shiny days; I'll love you till I die; Deep as sea; Wide as sky; The beauty of our love paints rainbows; Everywhere we go; Need you all my life; You're my hope; You're my pride; In your arms I find my heaven; In your eyes my sea and sky; May life our love paradise; You're always on my mind; All day just all the time; You're everything to me; Brightest star to let me see; You touch me in my dreams; We kiss in every scene; I pray to be with you through rain and shiny days; I'll love you till I die; Deep as seaWide as sky; The beauty of our love paints rainbows; Everywhere we go; Need you all my life; You're my hope; You're my pride; In your arms I find my heaven; In your eyes my sea and sky; May life our love paradise; I'll love you till I die; Deep as seaWide as sky; The beauty of our love paints rainbows; Everywhere we go; Need you all my life; You're my hope; You're my pride; In your arms I find my heaven; In your eyes my sea and sky; May life our love paradise.

Fina11y~~~~~i'm 20 Y3ars 0ld !!!!!

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ღICT In Today's Lifeღ

* What is IT? ☆Information technology (IT) comprises the knowledge, skills and understanding needed to employ information and communications technologies appropriately, securely and fruitfully in learning, employment and everyday life. IT is to ICT as literacy is to books, journals or screen displays. The difference between ICT and IT? Such ICT-related activities include: ♥ broadcast material or CD-ROM as sources of information in history; ♥ micro-computers with appropriate keyboards and other devices to teach literacy and writing; ♥ keyboards, effects and sequencers in music teaching; ♥ devices to facilitate communication for pupils with special needs; ♥ electronic toys to develop spatial awareness and psycho-motor control; ♥ email to support collaborative writing and sharing of resources; ♥ video-conferencing to support the teaching of modern foreign languages; ♥ internet-based research to support geographical enquiry; ♥ integrated learning systems (ILS) to teach basic numeracy; ♥ ommunications technology to exchange administrative and assessment data. IT capability at school age include: ♥ understanding of how information is structured in a database; ♥ skills in carrying out a search on the World Wide Web with sensitivity to meaning, accuracy of data and reliability of sources; ♥ understanding of how computers can simulate real processes e.g. predator-prey relationships; ♥ skills in using software e.g. word processing or e-mail to communicate effectively; ♥ understanding that ICT can be used to control things; ♥ knowledge of how to use ICT securely, with consideration of the feelings of other people, their rights to privacy and ownership of material. ☠ Not all IT learning will involve the use of computer.For example, teachers might ask pupils to: ♥ sort real objects into different categories as an introduction to databases; ♥ read a piece of printed text in order to identify the key words that might characterise it and help to retrieve it electronically if necessary; ♥ develop paper-based models and simulations of situations; ♥ consider the use of font sizes and print effects in newspapers and magazines as part of their work with word processors; ♥ give each other instructions as a way of teaching about precision and control; ♥ compare the use of IT tools and software with other ways of undertaking a design, composition or analysis task."

ღICT In Today's Lifeღ

What is ICT ? ♪ICT ☠ The combination of both terms took place in the 1980s to emphasize the merging of both technologies ♪ICT ☠ Is the phrase used to describe a range of technologies for gathering, storing, retrieving, processing, analysing, and transmitting information. ♪ICT ☠ It can mean almost anything that's new and relevant to communications. This includes the Internet, mobile telephony, satellite communications and digital television over cable or aerials. ♪ICT ☠ The use of devices and applications to convert, store, protect, process, transmit, share, and retrieve information. ♪ICT ☠ Any computer-based resource, networked or stand alone, hardware or software. ♪ICT ☠ Computers, Internet, telecommunications and other associated technology and communications. ☆ICT in education☆ "Information and communications technologies (ICT) are the computing and communications facilities and features that variously support teaching, learning and a range of activities in education.

✖Animal J0k3s ✖

A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head. "There" says the vet,"Your hamster is dead". Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion. The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head. "It's definitely dead sir", says the vet. Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes. "That will be £1000, please". "A £1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead" fumes the man. "Well", says the vet, "There's my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan".Jack was single. He lived in a small flat, which he shared with a pet parrot and a pit bull terrier named spike. When Jack's dishwashing machine broke down, he asked his neighbor Pet, the repairman to come and fix it. “The terrier won't harm you,” said Jack before leaving, "But whatever you do, NEVER SPEAK TO THE PARROT"Soon after, the parrot started on Pet: "I heard your wife shout at you the other day, you are such a wimp" Pet ignored it and kept working. "You couldn't change your flat tire the other day" said the parrot, “so how are you going to fix a dishwashing machine?"Fed up, Pet replied, "Okay. How would I expect you, with the brain the size of a bean to talk any sense?"That’s it! Said the parrot, Spike, Get him!A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious!She stormed past the store to her work.On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now.The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.When the lady walked past the store that day after work theparrot called to her, "Hey lady."She paused and said,"Yes?"The bird said, "You know."

✖Lawy3r J0k3s✖

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!""Oh my god", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!"

✖P0lice J0k3s✖

A man was in a hurry to meet his friend down at the nearby lake. On the way down there, he was stopped by a man fully dressed in red. The man pulled over, and the red man asked, "Hi, I'm the red jerk of the highway. Have anything to eat?" The man smiled and handed him a sandwich. He continued down the highway and was yet again pulled over by a man fully dressed in green. He stopped and the guy in green said, "Hi, I'm the green jerk of the highway. Have anything to drink?" Without smiling, the man handed the green guy his coke. He started off again and started to speed down the highway. Yet again he was stopped by a guy fully dressed in blue. Sighing, he pulled over and pulled down his window, leant out and said, "Let me guess. You're the blue jerk of the highway. What do you want?" "Registration and license please" came the reply.

✖Idi0ts J0k3✖

Two cowboys are riding their horses together on the prairie. They come upon a big pile of manure. The first cowboy goes to the second, "I will bet you a $1000 that I can eat all of this crap." The second cowboy agrees, so the first cowboy eats the entire pile and wins $1000.The two cowboys ride on and after some time come across another pile of manure. This time the second cowboy bets the first that he too can eat the whole pile for $1000. The first cowboy agrees and the second cowboy eats the entire pile and wins the bet.They ride on again. After a while the first cowboy says to the second, "Do you realize that we just ate a whole pile of manure for nothing?"

✖13usin3ss J0k3✖

A Texas Oil Tycoon and an Alaskan Oil Tycoon were debating on which state had the most oil. The Alaskan Oil Tycoon said, "Listen, there is so much oil in Alaska that I could buy enough gold to build a wall of solid gold 100 feet tall and 100 feet wide all the way around the state of Texas". The Texas Oil Tycoon scratched his chin and adjusted his cowboy hat and said, "Well boy, I'll tell ya what....you just go ahead and build that wall, and if I like it.......I'll buy it".

✖Doctors Jokes ✖

Looking down at his patient, the doctor decided to tell him the truth. “I fell that I must tell you: You are a very sick man. I’m sure you would want to know the facts. I don’t think you have much time left. Now, is there anyone you would like to see?”Bending down toward the sick man, the doctor heard him softly answer, “Yes.”“Who is it?”In a little stronger tone, the patient said, “Another doctor.”

✖Microsoft Jokes✖

Explanation of Microsoft computer messages It says: "Press Any Key" It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not moving." It says: "Press A Key" It means: "Nothing happens unless you press the "A" key." It says: "Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E" It means: "... where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem." It says: "Installing program to C:\...." It means: "... And I'll also be writing a few files into c:\windows and c:\windows\system where you'll NEVER find them." It says: "Please insert disk 11" It means: "Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks." It says: "Not enough memory" It means: "I don't CARE if you've got 64MB of RAM, I want to use the bit below 640K." It says: "Cannot read from drive D:...." It means: "... However, if you put the CD in correct side up..." It says: "Please Wait...." It means: "... Indefinitely." It says: "Directory does not exist...." It means: ".... any more. Whoops." It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close." It means: ".... Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back."

WHAT HAPPENED???!!!

Remember when you first purchased your computer. The operating system would boot in a few seconds. Programs would open as soon as you double clicked. Three years later and those days are blurred memories. What happened? You've gone through numerous automatic updates to your Windows operating system. These came in the form of small downloads over time. All the while, you have been adding new applications to your PC. Office applications, messengers, games, and utilities have been installed. Each of these programs have likely added a new startup item, causing your boot process to become larger and larger. Here are 6 simple steps to turn the clock back on your aging computer. 1. Uninstall any unused programs. Go to the start button, open control panel (in classic view), choose add/remove programs. Anything that you have installed and no longer need, you can remove from here. 2. Remove programs from startup. Go to the start button and click Run. Type "msconfig" and press enter. Choose the startup tab. You can remove most programs you see listed here without any consequences. If you aren't sure what something is, "google" it to be sure it's not a necessary file for your system. 3. Download CCleaner (It's free) from CCleaner.com. Install it. Click the "Analyze" button under Cleaner. When it is finished click the "Run Cleaner" button. Next Choose the Registry option. Click "Scan for issues" and after that has finished click "Fix selected issues." 4. Download AVG free edition. Install it and run a full system scan. Choose "Move to vault" for any infected files. 5. Download Malwarebytes Anti-Malware (yes, also free) from Malwarebytes.org. Install, run the full scan and choose to remove what it finds. 6. Defragment your hard disk. Go to Start->Programs->Accessories->Systems Tools->Disk Defragmentor. Click analyze and follow the recommendation to defragment.